We are were having major technical difficulties with our service provider. (update: It’s working now!) Our online catalog has not been working for almost a day now. To cheer us all up I’ve meditated upon two very important questions:
1. Which two items in our inventory would be the most powerful if they came to life?
2. Which one of those items would win in a fight?
2. Which one of those items would win in a fight?
Bronze Bison vs. Silver Elephant
I present to you…
Bronze Bison takes the initiative and wastes no time in using his special powers. Bison stares forward and unleashes his red lightning eye beams . The massive energy and heat produced causes Silver Elephant to start melting.
Silver Elephant reacts quickly before it is too late and counters with his super freezing breath. Bronze Bison becomes encased in ice!
Bronze Bison struggles to free himself from the ice. Silver Elephant separates his head unit from the body. The rocket boosters ignite and Elephant sets a collision course straight at Bison.
The winner? You decide!
Amazing! Thanks for the info.